COVID-19 has the world in it's grip. Idiots are hoarding toilet paper and paper towels. I don't have a lot but enough to not have to worry about it for a while.
M came over for my birthday and cooked a metric-fuck-ton of food for me #hearteyes.
After all that, she washes her hands and grabs 3 sheets of paper towels to wipe them dry.
"Oh, did we buy stock in the paper towel company?"