Sunday, August 16, 2020

Are these the purtiest golf clubs you ever saw or what?

 

1988 Tommy Armour 845S Silver Scot.

Sonny and Rico played with these. True story. Probably.

 - U


Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Rent -> Homeownership

YAAAASSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 - U

Monday, June 29, 2020

First time home buying and what to do when your offer gets accepted

Step 1
Oh-no-what-have-I-done
Yo, this is a good thing - how long have you wanted this?!?!
Nope, keep freaking out
Repeat step 1 until <TBD>

Done

 - U

Thursday, May 14, 2020

Amanda got FOMO

Did you know that bald eagles are born with brown heads?

It takes about five years for their head feathers to change to fully white.

In the in-between stage, they're receding eagles.

#amandastrikesback #morefuel #meta

Monday, April 27, 2020

mtw's debut

What's the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Those in Dubai don't like the Flintstones

Those in Abu Dhabi do

#mtw #sorryamanda #antsinelectricalsockets #fingerlessglovesandwifebeaters

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Paper towels in the time of coronavirus

COVID-19 has the world in it's grip. Idiots are hoarding toilet paper and paper towels. I don't have a lot but enough to not have to worry about it for a while.

M came over for my birthday and cooked a metric-fuck-ton of food for me #hearteyes.
After all that, she washes her hands and grabs 3 sheets of paper towels to wipe them dry.

"Oh, did we buy stock in the paper towel company?"

 - U

Friday, March 20, 2020

Doing what Dads Do

I'm older today.
Not that old.
Older.

No, this one didn't end in an O.
But, I'm thinking about the future a lot.
And making big-ass life-changing scary-as-fuck decisions.

None of the above are reasons to start Always Go Full Dad.
I guess I didn't want to wait till I was an actual Dad to write about these things #yolo

Dad jokes.
Dad hobbies.
??

 - U